Sabrina Carpenter Never Getting Laid Lyrics: Check out the lyrics for Never Getting Laid, a song by American multiple award-winning singer and songwriter Sabrina Carpenter.
The Never Getting Laid song happens to be Sabrina’s 7th song off her 12-track album titled “Man’s Best Friend” which officially found its wway to all major music streaming platforms on August 29, 2025.
Check a closer look at the meaning to the Never Getting Laid Lyrics by Sabrina Carpenter below.
Sabrina Carpenter Never Getting Laid Lyrics
We were so happy, why not mix it up?
I’m so at peace, yeah, I can’t drink enough
No way to know just who you’re thinking of
I just wish you didn’t have a mind
That could flip like a switch
That could wander and drift
To a neighboring bitch
When just the other night
You said you need me, what gives?
How did it come to this?
Boy, I know where you live
Baby, I’m not angry
I love you just the same
I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
And all your days are sunny
From your windowpane
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
And a forever of never getting laid
I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)
Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite
Watch the fight
Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right?
Am I right?
And you got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)
Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)
I was so confident (Confident)
‘Til the thought of it hit
That any given night you could be using your lips
On a girl with big tits
Boy, I know where you live
Baby, I’m not angry
I love you just the same
I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
And all your days are sunny
From your windowpane
I wish you a lifetime full of happiness
And a forever of never getting laid
Forever
A forever of never getting laid
At the end of the rainbow
I hope you find
A good whole lot of nothing
‘Cause you’re still inside
And abstinence is just a state of mind
